a mediocre dreamer

i like big hair.

rain is better when indoors or in-automobile.

stuffing a sandwich with flaming hot cheetos diminishes its natural flavor.

$5 umbrellas will act as $5 umbrellas.

i wonder if i'll ever function according to a normal calendar year.

running is only a possibility with ghetto tracks on rotation. gangsta.

i like to spite yankee fans by cheering obnoxiously loudly for any opposing team.

deciphering cryptic messages is confusing but kinda fun ;)