Monday, January 09, 2006
haphazard media night
critics choice award
boo. how dare you cut off the excited asian man's acceptance speech! go ang lee. at least he got a second moment of glory immediately after.
and my goodness, jake gyllenhaal looked scrumptious. he's definitely my kind of wonderful.
the bachelor
IN PARIS!!!! my second home... ah, nostalgia.
his bio: travis, a hunky 6'4" 33-year-old ER doctor who is completing his residency at vanderbilt medical center in nashville. graduated magna cum laude from duke and earned his MD from uva. impressive. never mind his poor french accent.
quotations of the night goes to Allie G, 33:
"i'm a doctor, he's a doctor... i'm a shoe-in. i need someone like him because my eggs are rotting!" and later, "i'm ready to move on, you know, to the reproductive phase so if that meets your goals, then i'm here." and when she wasn't picked, "why didn't you choose me? be straight up. you're not attracted to me, i'm too short, i have small boobs, what??"
it's obvious from her subsequent interrogation of him, the other women, and the host that this is a very jaded woman.
addendum: why are the majority of girls 23-24 yrs old?! i thought the marriage/engagement surge was a weird bug of '05 but maybe i'm just getting to that ripe age! how terrifying.
boo. how dare you cut off the excited asian man's acceptance speech! go ang lee. at least he got a second moment of glory immediately after.
and my goodness, jake gyllenhaal looked scrumptious. he's definitely my kind of wonderful.
the bachelor
IN PARIS!!!! my second home... ah, nostalgia.
his bio: travis, a hunky 6'4" 33-year-old ER doctor who is completing his residency at vanderbilt medical center in nashville. graduated magna cum laude from duke and earned his MD from uva. impressive. never mind his poor french accent.
quotations of the night goes to Allie G, 33:
"i'm a doctor, he's a doctor... i'm a shoe-in. i need someone like him because my eggs are rotting!" and later, "i'm ready to move on, you know, to the reproductive phase so if that meets your goals, then i'm here." and when she wasn't picked, "why didn't you choose me? be straight up. you're not attracted to me, i'm too short, i have small boobs, what??"
it's obvious from her subsequent interrogation of him, the other women, and the host that this is a very jaded woman.
addendum: why are the majority of girls 23-24 yrs old?! i thought the marriage/engagement surge was a weird bug of '05 but maybe i'm just getting to that ripe age! how terrifying.
