a mediocre dreamer

andychon
kwan: hey andy, your cage is open
andy: what?
kwan: your monster's free
andy: (zip)
karen: (just entering the conversation) oh, was your fly down?
andy: i was flagrantly wagging around my one-eyed monster.
kwan: (outburst of uncontrollable laughter)
karen: (trembling with a look of utter horror at such a vulgar remark)